bootipop:

Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room

(via laugh-until-you-drop)

1 week ago
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fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

3 weeks ago
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dad in any movie:but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
son in any movie:no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
3 weeks ago
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